Tomorrow night is Howl-O-Ween. That's the night when people come to my house and expect me to give them food! I get dressed up in silly clothes because it helps people not be so afraid of me. I don't know why people are afraid of me because everyone who meets me say I'm the sweetest dog they know! My people tell me it's because of my German Shepherd face. I think it's stupid to be afraid of me because of my coloring but I've always thought people are dumb, especially when compared to my smarts! I was going to be a beach bum and wear a Hawaiian shirt and a flower lei from my hula girl outfit. Then I told my woman I wanted to be a Parrot Head because I like Jimmy Buffett's music! I'll wear my shirt and lei and my hula skirt. I had my woman get margarita glasses and fake guitars. I helped her make a Margarittaville sign too. And we have lots of flip flops to put out. It's going to be too rainy to do much decorating. Saturday we went to the vet clinic where my favorite vet works to break my friend Faith out of doggy jail! My favorite vet was there and I gave her lots of love and got lots of bones. She wants me to stop in and show off my costume the next time she works. We brought Faith home and she stayed until it was almost time for me to eat. We took her home so she could wait for her people to get home. We had a lot of fun! I went to the rehab vet yesterday for my 1st appointment. It wasn't bad at 1st because it was just us and the vet. Then the vet techs came in and I got all nervous because there were too many people. I wanted to leave but the vet had my treats and they were my favorite treats so I couldn't leave them behind! The vet said stuff and then said I only have to come back when I need to. And then I made my escape. I helped my woman finish hanging up the Howl-o-ween lights, had her move books around in the bookcase so I'd have a better place to put my music system, went swimming, played in my pool, met some new dogs and got a massage from a woman I didn't know. I wasn't thrilled with having the woman touching me but I finally relaxed. Then she stopped because the massage was over. I thought that was rude! We had a couple of dry days and it was warm the last dry day so my people got my pool out!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sooo excited. My woman went out and found me lamb breast so I can have some cheap lamb that has bone in it. I really like it too! I've been getting lamb breast and boneless lamb leg for 5 days and I'll get it for 2 more days before switching to pork and beef. I also started eating pig brains. I started with 0.1 oz. of brain mixed in with my pig spleen and every day I get 0.1 oz. more of the brain and 0.1 oz. less of the spleen. I'm eating organs every day because it's been hard for me to work up to eating a lot of organs in 1 day. Since I have to have a little water before I eat or my food comes back up, I get my spleen/brain mixed with water in the morning and liver mixed with water at night. I like organs! It started raining yesterday. It hasn't rained in forever! I like the rain, especially if it's chilly and windy. I get that crazy look in my eyes, hitch up my butt and run around like a mad woman! My BFF Jonny and his roommate Sammy wouldn't go outside at all yesterday! Their people tried but only made it to the sidewalk before they had to go back!!! Today it was mostly dry so I helped my woman put up some Howl-O-Ween lights on my porch. We have orange and purple lights that look like my Christmas light and orange and purple rope lights. We still have some old orange and purple lights to put up but those are under the porch roof plus we have to get out the inside decorations. Rubi came on Monday and gave me a really nice massage. During the massage Rubi asked my woman if I'm always so trusting with people. My woman said no. I really like Rubi! I went and saw Dr. Shaw at the vet rehab place yesterday. I wasn't too happy with being there but she made me feel better. She told my woman to do Spinal Activation which my people did the last time I went to rehab. They are also supposed to do 3-Legged Stands. My woman did those today and I do NOT like them! I stand and my woman grabs one of my rear legs and moves it all around while I have to balance then she does the other rear leg. She says it's to help keep my pelvis loose. I think it's to torture me for having stink butt today! Photos of me playing glove with my man! My woman says this is her favorite game to play with me but it isn't for the feint of heart! |
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