It's a hard life I lead!
I have to take my man for a walk every morning or else he'd get lost and wander off.
I spend my days helping my woman study for her smelly stuff classes.
I have to keep things like cats and squirrels and UPS trucks from stealing the house.
I have to blaze trails and play with friends.
I have to go swimming every other week.
I have to turn people who don't like dogs into lovers of the Puppy Butt.
I have to stop at the vet office and the training place by my house so the people can give me treats.
Sometimes a girl just has to curl up with her leopard skin rug and take a nap.